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sorry i left u on read i didn’t mean to open it

pussy is a real thing?

no bro who lied to you

whys it gotta be like that

If you hard, then you hard

I am both of these people

Same.

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

this is true i wasn’t funny until i started wanting to die

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

if you sit there you belong to the fae

That’s the Fae’s problem

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.