under a morning moon

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

substance abuse Saturday night on tumblr.com

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

women are simply more important than men

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

just got a job at the journal factory hopefully all goes well