From the archives 

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules