Undesirable

I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

martin scorsese .

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

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