Just spent the better part of an hour breaking into my own fucking house.
All doors, locked. Including the automatic lock.
All windows, locked on the innermost air setting.
Phone, in said locked house.
Had to MacGyver a piece of metal wire, climb a ladder, luckpick both the locks on a window before climbing in. Hope my neighbours dont call the cops for a burglary
Also
unlocking the window locks would have been a WHOLE lot easier if there weren't 3 cats on the inside insisting this was a hilarious game of 'eat the metal wire'













