The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
Iâm glad we remember our Punnett squares.

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
âThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down âdragonsâ with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique âdragon-likeâ design for their flying machines.â (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized âoops maybe I shouldnât have done thatâ and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.Â
Can we talk about the fact that James practically begged Joss to let him do this scene shirtless?
Omg seriously!?!!???
I read an interview somewhere on here about him asking Joss to let him because heâd been doing all these sit ups and wanted to show it off. I canât remember who posted it though!
Whoâs idea was it to put Spike in those tight jeans?
That was me. And the tighter t-shirt, and the lack of a coat. . I was like, I m a regular? Iâm gonna be a star. The very first uh, Harmony and Spike that scene where I had my shirt off and I told her to shut the hell up? That wasnât written to be shirtless, and I was like Joss, you know this could be shirtless. And he was like I canât do it because the censors already want to cut the scene its like too risquĂŠ and all that, and then I said come on, joss, Iâve been doing like 500 sit ups a day blablabla. And he goes okay, why donât you show me your stomach, so I took it off and he gets this wicked smile and goes⌠yeah do it. And he went upstairs and called the censors and called the WB and they screamed holy murder and we did it anyway. Joss loves, Joss is such a bad boy. Such a rebel. If you tell him not to do something watch out. They told him to cut down on the violence last season, I think, and the sex went through the window. They rue the day they ever told him to cut down on the violence. (x)
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Wisest words of this century
This is the realist shit ever spoke
FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield
âKidaâ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana
Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones
Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron
Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews
âVinnyâ Santorini: John Turturro
Gaetan âThe Moleâ: Timothy Spall
Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren
King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman
These Carrie Fisher tweets and quotes prove that she was brilliant and crazy in the best way
Because Fisher wasnât just Princess Leia, she was also a tireless advocate for mental health and humanized people with mental disorders. And now her daughter Billie Lourde has some touching words to share about her motherâs amazing legacy.

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This isâŚ..the same person
Freshman vs. senior year
Guys who complain about the friendzone often donât care about their female friendsâ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. GorbachevâŚtear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like youâre the victim
I DONâT *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CANâT *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* IâM *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
âIâm going to wall you up now, Fortunato.â
âHa ha, and then what? ;) â
âFor the love of God, Montresor!â -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, âThis dude thinks heâs a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.â
Quoth the friendzoned, âFucking whore.â
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
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a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: sheâs on her phoneâŚâŚ.. our data shows that sheâs got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phoneâŚâŚâŚ. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* sheâs definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phoneâŚ..
My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something youâre not supposed to.
Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When weâd talk on my husbandâs last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to âSignal Guy Fred.â
So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to âSignal Guy Fredâ every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank âSignal Guy Fredâ for his time and wish him farewell.
So, before I disconnect the call, I wish âFredâ the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, âMy nameâs Jason.â
me on ep 1: i canât wait to find out what clay did
ep 11: âyouâre not on the list, you didnât do anything wrong.â
me:
hannah: leave!
clay: *leaves*
hannah: why did you leave?
me:
ryan was not having it with courtney

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Look at this giant beauty! đ Iâm currently trying to decide if I should have a jewelry or crystal shop update this week. HmmmâŚ
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