Mr Steal Yo Gender

I really wish goyim would stop gaslighting us about our own history. "Jewish people have never had a specific homeland" is unequivocally false, and yet I have seen someone making this claim today. Judaism is a land-based tradition, and, this is very important, Jews are not, and have never been, nomads.

And also, even if the Jews were nomadic, nomadic peoples can very much still have a land that they are native to. Nomads need land to actually be nomadic on. Like sure, maybe I'm not always in the kitchen, but it's my fucking kitchen.

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

I love how code Lyoko is such a dark show in theory but they keep it lighthearted in the fact that the characters just brush over it constantly. Carthage was a military operation meant to- oh wait ok let's just fast forward past that it's not important. Oh Aelita just made a literal suicide attempt oh wait we need to get to Lyoko let's brush that off and never address it

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

good-ness gra-cious, dark balls of si-ight

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

Girl help I got sucked into the Ryan Gosling cinematic universe and now I’m realizing he’s a genuinely good actor whose performances got overshadowed by people’s sexual perception of him as opposed to his actual talent

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed