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apolladay

Are you American, and when you’re speaking in the third conditional (past tense that didn’t actually happen), do you use the word “would”, or “had”? So for example, do you say “I wish I WOULD have told you sooner”, or “I wish I HAD have told you sooner”? Or do you only ever say “I wish I’D have told you sooner” without thinking about what words you’re contracting?

American: I say “WOULD have”

American: I say “HAD have”

American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

American: I say both

American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Not American: I say “WOULD have”

Not American: I say “HAD have”

Not American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

Not American: I say both

Not American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Other

Where I’m from we exclusively say “had have”, so despite the fact that most of the movies, shows, and content creators I watch are American, “would have” just never ceases to sound like gobbledygook to me 😭

Are you American, and when you’re speaking in the third conditional (past tense that didn’t actually happen), do you use the word “would”, or “had”? So for example, do you say “I wish I WOULD have told you sooner”, or “I wish I HAD have told you sooner”? Or do you only ever say “I wish I’D have told you sooner” without thinking about what words you’re contracting?

American: I say “WOULD have”

American: I say “HAD have”

American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

American: I say both

Not American: I say “WOULD have”

Not American: I say “HAD have”

Not Amer.: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

Not American: I say both

Not American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Other

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

#missing crucial especially verbal option of “i'd've”#which would in my mind be a contraction of “i would have”#“i'd've answered this poll differently if this option were available”#american also

mortalityplays

I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.

mortalityplays

it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.

mortalityplays

hey so you'll never guess what prompted this post

mortalityplays

get secondhand embarrassment with me

mortalityplays

#this shit is always coming up once my playlists/mixes are done and im like ENOUGHHHHHH #i like other fish in a birdcage songs so this one will continue to randomly torment me

imperatoralicia

My partner uttered the phrase "Taco Bell Bearing Hunter", and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

#hes taco bell bearing hunter becauze he make u shit urself. thank you #elden ring

playwrongs

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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omegaversereloaded

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

masturbatress

Lestat

#its simply impossible for elliot to look regular i guess

gaydiation-poisoning

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

gaydiation-poisoning

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

#sick of seeing ppl i love get tormented by thissssss #convinced theyre the problem for not tolerating excessive control/getting berated/etc with the patience of a saint #simply because they are aware those behaviors stem from the other person's traumatic experiences #not limited to 19-25 year olds tragically either 😔

ethernalium

tatangadragon

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

tatangadragon

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

aptronyms

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

#people citing 'Normal-Looking Cartoon Men' as conventionally sexy thus ryan gosling = viable sexyman is frying me #moms *who would find it weird to think any cartoon is hot* think ryan gosling is sexy #'reigen is a sexyman and hes just a guy' hes an ugly little drawing of a man. sorry

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tweetsongs

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

#The Gender Of It All (negative) continues to make me feel like a caged animal pacing around #not just with this but with everything ever. u get me

dorothylarouge

johannesviii

This isn't just about you. You can't punish yourself forever. Nobody's watching. Sooner or later, you'll have to relearn how to interact with the rest of the world

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

(I've been thinking about making this comic for an entire year, and I worked on these pages on and off for three months. I'm glad it's posted!)

#infinity train #infinity train book 3 #sooooooo good. augh

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

tiktoksthataregood-ish

bpwpbshika

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crumpet099

When you still have the gift from someone you don't talk to anymore

#witch hat atelier #wha spoilers #auuugh

ada2987-art

#elden ring #nightreign #so true

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