Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

happy peaches day to all that celebrate

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

He did not cry. He only looked at me with eyes asking a question I could not answer: "Mama, when will I be able to walk and play again?" That question shattered my heart more than anything else.

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

Don't scroll past these words. They may be my last chance to find someone willing to help save baby Qais. Please donate today—your kindness could become the reason my child survives.

happy 10 year anniversary to “fuck shit titties it’s friends at the table”

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

HELLO I have a big bill coming up and I need some help paying for it! I am opening commissions, discounted comms are avaliable through my ko-fi shop, and regular comms can be requested w a new google form! You could also buy my comics from my itch or get a physical copy of Death is Not the End chapter 1 from my shop! please and thank you for the help :)

i want to paint i want to spin yarn i want to do pottery and bookbinding and soapmaking and needlefelting and embroidery and breadmaking and biscuit decorating and and and

oh and quilting and wood carving and gardening and making jewellery and play an instrument and dance and sing in a choir and flower arranging and! so many ways to make art and so little time!!