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Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.
For the uninitiated:
My preferred version:
Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.
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this was the image i was trying to send btw
yāall theyāre debating whether or not being chronically late is a moral failing
is ALWAYS being late a moral failing?
yes
no
how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it
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can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean
Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction
words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening
much to consider
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time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening
People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:
Our fucked up dolphins
Our fucked up porcupines
Our fucked up snakes
This
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup
The person who wrote this has almost certainly never been to Japan- if they had, they would know that Japanese restaurants also offer table appetizers in many contexts. Some of them? Mexican restaurants. You can get free tortilla chips when you eat Mexican food in Tokyo Osaka Kobe Kyoto and rural HIMEJI for fuckās sake. Those are just places where Iāve personally had free tortilla chips in Japan.
This is chat gpt trash prompted to āsound Japaneseā and itās based off of racist old movie dialogue. Thereās zero correlation here to Japanese grammar and how Japanese translates into English or how a native speaker of Japan uses English. Itās slop. Itās racist ai slop rehashing Western exceptionalism, fantasizing about a Japanese person being in awe of how great the USA is. Itās depressing that people fell for this. I know it feels good to think that other people like us, and sometimes they do, but this only works if you assume Japanese people have extremely limited experience and worldview. Itās mortifying.
If someone other than me would push back against this propaganda, it would be nice.
OP deleted the post, but OOP is a prime example of an alt-right grifter using āpositiveā stereotypes to stir up hatred against immigrants and other marginalized groups.
every cocktail bar I've been to in Japan, from Fukuoka to Sapporo, has given me simple, but free tableside snacks to munch on, ranging from salted peanuts to popcorn. Oftentimes, I get free pickled veggies at Izakaya. The responder is correct and as we've shown, this is another mombot situation. Still, I wanted to share that you don't even have to go to a Mexican restaurant to get free garnish. This is not an adoption of a foreign value; this also happens at "traditionally Japanese" places of varying degrees.
