Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less "the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones" and more "the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction 😏😏😏"

#and I'd scamper my dapper little lawyer ass that much faster up to the dark mysterious homoerotic castle

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

Pray For Me

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here