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u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

#this is very good #its giving early 2010's tumblr audio shitpost #congratulations as per @nattousan's tags

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

if you haven’t, i hope you fall in love with life again. i hope you wake up with a happy sigh, hope you feel like doing things you enjoy, hope you are surrounded by people who make you feel safe, hope you smile at yourself in the mirror.

you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

i love listening to fall out boy and getting to hear Pete Wentz repeat what Patrick Stump just said but in an angrier voice

fat faces w extra chins r so beautiful and gorgeous and I love them and thinking abt them makes me happie

when a fat person smiles it's brighter and warmer than the sun and that's just science

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie