be the cowboy

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

im going to explode in the kiln

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers