Oh this is handy

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

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This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

@ratblazer