The Chords You Cant Deny

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

biting wounds into myself and then licking them like a parody of apology

*browses own blog* amazing

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

it's called the whether because it depends

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3