sophia

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

can’t believe some of you tried to say undertale was cringe as if it did not raise the bar for rpg style games AND have a banging soundtrack AND multiple endings AND a good story AND unique mechanics

memeing sans was good tho it’s what he would have wanted

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

tracking down bill gates and asking him why anyone would use the start menu for a web search and killing him no matter what he says

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing