i see a lesbian i copy her hairstyle

If I posted audio of me drinking mango lassi or yakult and then audio of me eating pussy you would hear zero difference

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

no i don’t wanna fucking open the app store are you psychotic????

yeah i’m just weird about people i perceive as parental authority figures in my life because i was never held as a child

your boss is not your father. your college professor is not your mother. You have to stop this.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out