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im 23 😳 now.

Videos of skinny people having sex with each other are so scary omg you guys are gonna hurt yourselves

gf just told me the reason Jordan peele quit acting and started making horror movies is because he was offered the roll of the poop emoji in the emoji movie and he had to take a long break to think about his life choices and how he got to this point. everybody say thank you emoji movie.

ur Adam Sandler swag isn’t fooling me Ik there’s some big ass titties under there

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

ruining a friend group by having lesbian situationship drama might be one of the most feminist things you can do

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

Im fucking addicted to blanket

the thing about tumblr is that I'm so entrenched here that they can make stupid ugly updates to the site all they want. I'll just sign in and go "ugh fine, I'll work around it" and then continue to post things I wouldn't even tell a therapist.

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

White tumblr racism is far more insidious than like out and proud racism cause why are you using your autism as an excuse to not view black people as equal to you

There will be a post like "stop being racist to black people in fandom spaces" and then some white bitch will be in the comments talking about how theyre neurodivergent like literally who asked

you ever go to someone's blog to block them but instead end up scrolling a mile down their blog in morbid fascination totally gobsmacked the whole time like damn girl you live like this???