mousey's artless blog

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

It was a clitorical question

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

i Dont care about the World Cup

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.

joy is stored in the tire monster!

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

i can really imagine mello playing the guitar i know that’s seriously stereotypical and predictable to headcanon mello playing the guitar especially the electric guitar but it’s very fitting and i can imagine him impressing the mafia members at some point and then i also constantly imagine him playing nutshell by alice in chains on his acoustic guitar after the explosion idk why it’s just fitting bru ok and i also imagine his singing voice to be really soothing like imagine mello post explosion playing nutshell by alice in chains on an acoustic guitar and then singing “weeee chase misprinted liessss” like just shut your eyes and imagine it for a second