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not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

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i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
We jailbreaking browsers now lmao
this is literally the first time i've seen this meme with the artist's signature not blurred or cropped, so I looked him up and learned that he is Genildo Ronchi, a 56 year old Brazilian artist. He created this on his birthday in 2013 after changing his usual seat in his bus ride home and realizing he had a much nicer scenary to look at from the sunset-facing seat.
Genildo said in an interview that he is happy to see his piece doing the rounds on the web, but adds: "[the piece] being turned into a meme is great for sharing my work, but it's important that you keep my signature."

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5 things your character can't do while speaking
Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about whatΒ chokingΒ is and imagine speaking while itβs happening. That would fuckinβ hurt, man.
Hiss.Β Look, itβs just not possible, okay? No matter how βevilβ you want your character to seem.
Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the BeastΒ snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesnβt snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEYβRE SPEAKING.
Shriek.Β Come on, 99% of the time, βshriekβ is not the word you want.Letβs face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Donβt bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
Sneer. Iβm not even going to bother explaining this one. βSNEERβ ISNβT EVEN A SOUND.
Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means theyβre having difficultly speaking, theyβre forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.
Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that theyβre going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.
Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, itβs a tone of voice that serves the same function. Itβs raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. Itβs loud, itβs showy, itβs intimidating. Itβs very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. Iβll take ALL of you on. Even if theyβre snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or theyβre gonna get fucked up too.
Shriek. Come on, seriously? Weβve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but itβs funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.
Sneering is contempt whether itβs a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.
How descriptive words work 101
Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol
OP tagging this as βreasons they stop reading a book in ch 1β yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language isβ¦ something
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Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
>no idea what a tumblr accent even is
>βoozes off of me like a thick miasmaβ
im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

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me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."
falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy
falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs
Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?
Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
βYou canβt fix himβ I donβt wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! Iβm a pervert not a psychologist!

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walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you donβt kill yourself