it is illegal to be mean to me

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

I think if Ryan Gosling saw the hey girl I mean they meme he would get a little sad and confused and say something like “I always respect peoples pronouns..”

I do like the confirmation that Daniel fucked his students like the shitty sleazy guy he is but ppl saying he was middle aged at that time makes me laugh, in 1990 Daniel would literally be 37 😭 call any 37 year old guy middle aged and they would actually fucking kill you lmao. The power imbalance is hot and so is the cheating but he's 37 fucking a student in their 20s, the age difference is hardly even there lol

I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.