it is illegal to be mean to me

things armand loves:

structure

group of people meeting regularly and following the same rules

abstinence and self-denial

he sees an AA meeting and his eyes light up with a kaching noise like in a cartoon. he’s like oh great, rules given to me by a higher power? an opportunity for self-flagellation? set steps i have to follow to cleanse me of my sins?

Let me see.

Showing up in front of your ex after two years of being MIA and immediately telling them you’re still in love with them is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen but alright.

it's actually friendless VERSE twink sociopath, thank you very much!

lestat narration (hour long coke rant): “louis lied i do NOT have a bob and i never threatened claudia and armand is boring and ugly and vampires do actually piss and we fuck 24/7. and my thighs are awesome. insert labubu and lululemon reference. and i want one billion followers. and i am banging my mom.”

Jones says they grappled with how to condense and retell what happens between Queen of the Damned Molloy, a.k.a. the Devil’s Minion, and Armand. “In the book, it's all about a human and a vampire falling in love. We've removed that, and we've also aged [Molloy] up, so we have different circumstances,” he explains. “But we still owe the same sort of a weirdness to their manifestation, of what it's like to be bonded between those two, and that was exciting for us.”

EXCUSE ME MA’AM ?!! No you didn’t, that’s not what you conveyed in this episode AT ALL (except if you go on a very boring route).

You clearly implied that Past DM has occurred, it would be absolutely illogical to not go there. Do your little month of post Dubai to grow a new relationship if you want, I also need my old man yaoi BUT don’t tell us that there’re wasn’t anything before that, it would be the most atrocious waste of a good and complex storyline. With all the glances, the lines still not explained (“protect me from you Mr Molloy”, “she wanted to say yes”, why do I owe you my shame”)