it is illegal to be mean to me

My boy Daniel was screaming for help like yeah yk every now and then I feel the vampire loneliness described as the worst pain a vampire can feel and if not that, I sometimes feel like only me and Armand remain in the universe, but yk he kinda orphaned me the second he turned me sooooo I'm really just a mediocre fledgling with no actual powers in a world where every vampire probably wants to kill me. And Louis answer was "lol weird". This is honestly the best thing I've ever seen

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

Who says "drinking blood is actually about as good as crispy cheddar hash browns with sour cream and chives, ketamine, or enthusiastic but not particularly skilled head"?

That would be Daniel Molloy

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

What would be Guy's favorite flower?

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad