Kelly Jetson!

so it turns out phan is real

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

I have started putting actual effort into making tastier, prettier sandwiches. Because of this fucking tweet.

Okay listen,

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

ok funs over back to business

from “baths”, 1987.

He’s been here the whole time.