I Am The One Thing In Life I Can Control

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

The Fantabulous Fucktraption of Professor Hornblow Humpalot

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic

What the fuck, thats dudes

Wild turkey A G G R O!!!

It's such a tragedy that non-avian dinosaurs went extinct because we will never get to witness the terror and hilarity of a T. rex just absolutely flipping its shit over its own reflection on a large vehicle or glass-plated building.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Idk what I was expecting, but David Gallagher being the biggest Soriku shipper out of all of us is a pleasant surprise.