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Johnny, scrolling on eBay: "Buying these last pair of sneakers in stock and imagining how SAD everyone else is gonna be makes me so happy."

Darry: "Yeah, you've always liked watching people cry...🫠"

Johnny: 🙃

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Darry: "Soda's upset."

Pony: "Why?"

Darry: "He found out he can't lick his elbow."

*Pony looks at Soda then back at Darry*

Pony: "Skill issue."

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Steve: "You ever miss your parents?"

*Johnny thinks for 3 seconds*

Johnny: "Nah, fuck 'em."

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Curly: "Damn, Pony! You might just be the smartest motherfucker at this school."

Pony: 😌

Johnny: "In theory."

Pony: 😒

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Dally: "Every family's got their roles! Like, I'm the sexy-ass lone wolf with no fucks to give."

Darry, sarcastically: "Uh-huh, and what does that make the rest of us?🙄"

Dally, points at Darry: "Easy— you're the overworked single dad who's two seconds away from OFFING himself😀"

Darry: "TF—"

Dally, points at Two-Bit: "Clown."

Two-Bit: "Can't argue with that🤣🤣"

Dally, points at Pony & Johnny: "Y'all are the DUMBASS TWINS! Pony's the nice one, Johnny's the mean one."

Pony: 🫩

Johnny: 😐

Dally: "And Soda and Steve are the annoying-ass couple everybody wants to kill."

*Cue Soda & Steve laughing and flirting in the next room*

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*Soda sees Pony & Johnny hanging out with Cherry*

Soda: "Huh, Cherry... Soda... that's kinda funny🙂"

*pauses*

Soda: "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!"

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Johnny: "You're my best friend and I love you."

Pony: "Aww🥹"

Johnny: "BUT— I would totally ditch you to go get high at any given moment, just sayin'🤷‍♂️"

Pony: 🫩

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Dally: "When you've been fucking for as long as I have, you get pretty good at sensing who's a whore and who isn't. It's kinda like a sixth sense."

Steve: ⁉️

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Soda: "What's that weird brain voodoo thing you do when you're crushing people's spirits??"

Johnny: "Honesty?🤨"

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Teacher: "Remember kids, there are NO stupid questions!"

Curly, raises his hand: "Why am I here??"

Pony, Mark, & Bryon: 🤣🤣🤣

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Darry, checking Life360: "Now why the fuck are Pony and Johnny at Cotsco...???"

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Johnny, in the group chat: typing haha instead of using emojis gets u blocked

Pony, replying: haha

Two-Bit, replying: haha

Dally, replying: haha

Soda, replying: haha

*Johnny has left the group chat*

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Darry: "What are you guys most excited for in the future?"

Soda: "The family trip to Disneyland next month!!"

Pony: "Going to college."

Johnny: "The apocalypse."

Dally: "Getting— Johnny, what the fuck???"

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Soda: "We should all go to the movies together!"

Darry: "Absolutely not."

Pony: "Why not??"

Darry: "Dally got us banned from the nearest theater after PIRATING the Stranger Things finale last year!"

Dally: "I would've gotten away with it if those whiny brats stopped complaining about my camera 'blocking' them😒"

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Johnny: "I should run for president when I get older—"

Everyone: "NO😨‼️"

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Curly: "If this school shit doesn't work out, drug-dealing, here I come😌"

Bryon: "Yo, what...?"

Mark: 🤦‍♂️

Pony: "Dumb. Just dumb as hell."

#the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #johnny cade #headcanon #ponyboy curtis #dallas winston #darry curtis #funny #sodapop curtis #steve randle #incorrect quotes #stevepop #two bit mathews #se hinton #that was then this is now #mark jennings #curly shepard #cherry valance #bryon douglas

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pony & johnny basically being the white huey & riley😂

#the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #huey freeman #riley freeman #the boondocks #headcanon #pony is huey and johnny is riley😂#the mfs who get it #is this too niche #funny #yes darry is granddad

Johnny has been fired from FOUR jobs in the span of just 3 weeks

He had an "unprofessional attitude" at the local Publix— never smiling, genuinely hated the customers, brutal honesty LOCKED & LOADED😭

Customer: "Should I go with the baked or fried chicken?"

Johnny: "How about neither? The salad looks more your speed🙂"

He gave "selective effort" while working at Tropical Smoothie— he'd do certain tasks perfectly then disappear for the next 3 hours when the rush period started

Manager: "Could you clean the smoothie maker for me, Johnny?"

Johnny, walking off: "I have to use the bathroom first."

*escapes through the back door*

He spent most of his time doing TikToks at Taco Bell😭

Customer: "I ordered a CHALUPA— not a hard shell taco😠"

Manager, watching Johnny dance: "One of our cooks is... occupied right now🤦🏾‍♂️"

Some "concerning interests" slipped out while he was working at Walmart🫠

Coworker: "So, like, what do you do for fun?"

Johnny: "Depends. I like fire."

MORAL OF THE STORY— Johnny is not suited for the workforce just yet🤣

(the gang is lowkey terrified tho... if a 16-year-old can cause all this mayhem, imagine Johnny as an ADULT)

#the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #johnny cade #yea idk #headcanon #se hinton #random shit #funny #bitch #johnny cade headcanons #my mind

Todoroki is gay and takes dick. I will not elaborate further

#shoto todoroki #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #anime #headcanon #shoto is gay asf in my head #todoroki x male #shoto is the biggest bottom #my fave🥹#thinking abt making a mha headcanons list

I love friendships where the duo/group is so secure and locked in that they can just exist individually but still be overly close with each other

Like everybody knows y'all are friends, but y'all don't always come as a package deal 100% of the time

#friends #idk how to tag this #yeah so #friendship #talking point #sooooo #duo #yurrrr #ponyboy and johnny

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Darry: "You can't solve everything with chocolate cake."

Steve & Two-Bit: "WATCH US!"

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Two-Bit: "I could totally rob a bank!"

Johnny: "You'd trip entering the building😑"

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Soda: "FAMILY PHOTO! Smile for the picture, Johnny!"

Johnny: 😐

Soda: "Oh, come on!"

Johnny: ...🫤

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Darry: "Mom had to be high off hospital drugs when she named you two."

*Pony and Soda look at each other then shrug*

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Johnny: "Black and blue are my favorite colors 'cause they remind me of bruises🙂"

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Dally: "I got into another fight."

Pony: "You won?"

Dally: "Obviously🙄"

Pony: "Then why are you complaining?"

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Teacher: "Curly, why are you late today?"

Curly: "I didn't feel fast."

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Pony: "You talk in lowercase."

Johnny: "You cry in all caps, so what's the issue??"

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Darry: "I just need peace and quiet for TEN MINUTES."

*glass shatters in the kitchen*

Two-Bit: "DENIED🤣"

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Dally: "Are you scared of anything???"

Johnny: "Matching pajamas..."

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Soda: "Everybody deserves a Sodapop in their life🥹"

Pony: "That's a big word😬"

Soda: 😒

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Curly: "I'm a genius in disguise."

Johnny: "Keep it disguised."

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Johnny: "I don't see anything wrong with my project."

Art teacher: "Johnny, you painted a man bleeding out in the ocean from a shark attack..."

Johnny: "I call it— JAWS😃"

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Steve: "Why the fuck did you TRIP ME at the skating rink???"

Pony: "I fell first. If I go down, we all go down☺️"

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Cherry: "You're high out of your mind and still somehow made a 90 on the exam. HOW?!"

Pony: "ion kno mannn im jus like thattt🥴"

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Pony: "Y'all ever feel connected? Like we're a real family?"

Johnny: "Legally, yes."

Dally: "Emotionally? Nah."

Two-Bit: "Spiritually? I'm hungry😄"

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Soda: "Why do you own so many hoodies??"

Johnny: "Different emotional support levels."

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Soda: 🎵I'M THE TYPE TO BEND OVER, TAKE ALL THE DICK🎵

Dally: "Trust, we know."

Soda: "I WAS SINGING A SONG?"

Steve: 😏

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Pony: "Sometimes I want a boyfriend, sometimes I want a girlfriend. It just depends on the day."

Cherry: "That's not ridiculous to say."

Curly: "So I guess that makes you— bi-weekly?🤣🤣🤣"

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*Johnny makes Steve draw 4 in Uno for the third time*

Steve: "Johnny— you're a mean-spirited, vicious, disturbed, EVIL little weirdo😡"

Johnny: "Aw, thanks, dude."

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Dally: "Who the hell took my vape?!"

Pony: "Sorry, Dal. Johnny and I took turns hitting that shit at school."

Johnny: "I saw Drake and Kendrick fucking... I gotta say, it didn't match the sexual tension I thought they had🤔"

Pony & Dally: ❓️

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*Pony beats Dally in Mario Kart*

Dally: "FUCK THAT! Gimmie a rematch, blondie!!"

Pony: "Nah, Dally... you lost😂"

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #johnny cade #darry curtis #dallas winston #headcanon #two bit mathews #steve randle #sodapop curtis #the outsiders headcanons #incorrect quotes #funny #yea idk #the plot has been lost #cherry valance #se hinton #curly shepard

In my little Outsiders world that I've created in my brain (and on here), I like to portray Dally and Johnny as two different examples of cynicism

Dally is hardened by criminal life and just kinda goes where the wind takes him. He sees the world for what it is and just gets by as best he can. He's kinda like a kid who got his innocence stolen too soon

Johnny is cynical in a way that he's brutally honest to a fault and he's surgical with his wit. He's got some of the same clarity on the world as Dally, but he's not too hardened by it— it was more so his toxic family life that shaped him. He evolved from the soft-spoken, observant "pet" to an unbothered introvert who will 100% Google "where to find explosives?" in his spare time

#the outsiders #johnny cade #dallas winston #the outsiders headcanons #headcanon #this is just my interpretation #shit i made up in my head

any of my outsiders posts you read, just know pony 100% has his bleached blonde hair😉

#ponyboy curtis #blondeponyboytruther #the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #just so you know #men 🤤

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Kidnapper to Darry: We have your brother. Darry: Which one? I have six. Kidnapper: The loud one. Darry: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: Doesn't matter, just please come get him! We will pay you to take him! Darry: So it's Soda or Two-bit

People in Tulsa are OVERLY confused by Pony & Johnny's bond

Like yeah, they've always been close but after Darry won the custody battle against Johnny's parents, half the city wondered if they were boyfriends, cousins, or just best friends😭😭

You ask Johnny who Pony is to him and he'd say— "That's twin🤞🏽"

#johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #headcanon #darry curtis #the outsiders headcanons #random shit #sooooo #ponyboy and johnny #qpr #platonic soulmates

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*Johnny walking into the kitchen, wearing a blue tracksuit*

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Johnny, staring at his phone: 🫩

#the outsiders #incorrect quotes #johnny cade #steve randle #can you tell who my favorite is #two bit mathews #darry curtis #dallas winston #sodapop curtis #the outsiders headcanons #ponyboy curtis #cherry valance #curly shepard #funny #blondeponyboytruther #stevepop #pb&j #purly #johnnyboy

Johnny and Curly are frenemies in EVERY sense of the word

Curly will tease and annoy the shit out of Johnny, and Johnny likes him enough to search Google for the least harmful poisons🥹

Plus, Pony being the middle man tryna force them to be a real, solid trio

#the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders #johnny cade #curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #headcanon #idk what else to tag

the concept of an adventure time x euphoria au has been in my head for WEEKS like omfg it would eat so baddd

like imagine marceline as rue, trying to stay clean after years of "draining blood/red", which is obviously her version of rue being a drug addict

and obviously bonnie is her jules🥹🩷❤️

GAHHHH😖

#adventure time #headcanon #euphoria #crossover #ramblings #idk man #au #is this too niche

Okay don't jump or anything but I hc Johnny's modern style being similar to North West's (minus the blue hair ofc😂)

#the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders #johnny cade #se hinton #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #two bit mathews #steve randle #sodapop curtis

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Something I had on the brain for bit

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MODERN OUTSIDERS HEADCANONS

list of my personal (**unhinged**) headcanons for The Outsiders😂

Ponyboy Curtis

EXTREMELY PETTY— you could bump into him accidentally and he'll seek vengeance almost immediately after

Pony puts ranch on everything😭

He & Johnny have each other's location, and he will absolutely CRASH TF OUT if Johnny turns his lo off📍

Has the smartest mouth ever

TikTok famous for unknown reasons🤔

Developed an irrational fear of TRAINS🚆 due to his parents' death

Pony is the BIGGEST HATER— anytime someone has a good thing going, he swoops in and verbally massacres it🫠

He & Johnny learned Morse code just to talk shit about everyone

Once got high and did Two-Bit's math homework (scored him a 95)

Pony is an incredible liar and a master at the art of blackmail😈

He and Johnny will move & talk IN SYNC on purpose and it scares the living shit outta everyone

Will FaceTime Cherry so they can rate each other's outfits for school (sometimes Marcia joins the call)

Pony's modern style is very "preppy" but he still mixes in the greaser culture

Bisexual

He and Johnny will argue over the dumbest shit ever for 20 minutes straight (Pony starts, Johnny finishes)

LOVES Mariah the Scientist

HATESSSSS "6 7" but ironically uses it when he wants to be funny

Effortlessly falls for ragebait

Pony's pretty popular at school and has unintentional pull game with girls & guys😳

QPR with Johnny💛💙

LOVES Christmas movies and everything about the holiday in general🎄

Interested in Greek mythology

His friendship with Curly is basically the same as Johnny & Dally's

Came to terms with his blonde hair (won't admit it, but he kinda likes it)

Pony & Johnny definitely have matching Instagram bios

Darry Curtis

Darry earns more money these days and can provide for his brothers better

Attends all of Pony's track meets

WILL NOT go to sleep until he hears Soda & Pony snoring

Darry's a GREAT dancer

Thankful for his name— he sees people's reactions to Pony and Soda's names😬

He thinks of the gang as his kids (single mom of 6)

Whenever Pony and Soda do something stupid, Darry calls them by their middle names

Occasional arguments with Pony, but nothing on a runaway-trip-to-windrixville level😁

Sexually fluid (might've had feelings for Paul👀)

Won a court custody case against Johnny's parents

Only one in the gang with an Android— he refuses to listen to everyone's Apple propaganda

Gets HEAVILY irritated when the gang uses modern lingo ("lowkey", "no shade", "ate")

Darry & Soda gossip about EVERYONE in Tulsa

"I heard that broad's been two-timin' your coworker at the DX🤭"

Renovated the house and spent a whole month on the inside improvements

100% downloaded Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, etc and the gang has all their profiles saved on each app

Sucker for Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune

Hosts all the family game nights for the gang

Darry is ambidextrous

Has Life360 for Pony & Johnny whenever they leave the house

Secretly flexes his muscles in the mirror💪🏻

Bought a van so the whole gang could fit and stop using his Honda like a clown car

Sodapop Curtis

TERRIBLE memory— once left a chocolate cake in the oven for 3 HOURS

He refuses to read books, he thinks they're demonic

Soda is slightly insecure about his looks

Bisexual and dating Steve💘

Literally the most understanding person on earth— he might be an empath😭

Soda is the KING of procrastination

On off days, he'll pick Pony & Johnny up from school early, which pisses Darry off

Whenever girls (and occasionally boys) stop by the DX and flirt with him, he just smiles and stares at Steve🙂

Has been labeled a cannibal for constantly drinking Pepsi

Soda thinks Darry has the weirdest name in the family

He's thought about going back to school, but he's satisfied with his life as it is🥰

He & Steve have a joint couple account on TikTok with 10K+ followers

they post cheesy dances & dates💗

ALWAYS GRINNING

Lowkey a Sabrina Carpenter & Justin Bieber junkie

Always says, "I'm just a girl" when people get pissed at him

To this day, he wishes he could just talk to Sandy and understand why she cheated

Soda loves PEAK Disney Channel (Austin & Ally, Descendants, Bizaardvark, Bunk'd)

Pop music connoisseur

Can't have a karaoke night without this guy

Has the second dirtiest mind after Dally

Freaky asf with Steve🥴

No concept of personal space, he's just a "hands-on" kinda guy

Goes CRAZY with the cologne— once he starts spraying, he can't stop

Loves Taco Bell

Very much in tune with his emotions and feminine side😊

Soda gives the BEST hugs ever

He, Pony, & Johnny have their own rooms after Darry renovated the house

Johnny Cade

Psychological warfare is his STRONG POINT

Dally taught him how to fight

Johnny can be SUPER cynical

Aesthically "emo-adjacent"

Lives with the Curtis brothers after Darry won the custody battle

Honorary fourth Curtis brother

Fascinated with all things macabre

"JAWS" theme is constantly playing in his head🦈

Has threatened arson on the gang a disturbing amount of times

Didn't form a genuine smile till he was 9

You'll NEVER catch him wearing anything other than a hoodie or some type of jacket

His favorite fruit is blackberries

He & Pony will call each other all types of "bitches" and "hoes" and laugh about it 5 minutes later🤣

Had court-mandated therapy after the custody battle (it DID NOT end well for the therapist😬)

Loves cookies & cream/oreo ice cream

His mom had a LUCID NIGHTMARE before he was born

Johnny loves horror movies & murder mysteries

he'll spend the whole time grinning at the gory scenes and pointing out the killers' flaws😃

He & Pony will get into full-on FIST FIGHTS and act like nothing happened

Knows every TikTok dance

BURNED DOWN his old house— it was on the news but no one knew Johnny did it

Claims he doesn't have a favorite color but primarily wears black (and blue at times)

Majority of the school is scared and intrigued by him

He & Pony are the BIGGEST shit talkers— it's so bad they had to come up with code names for everyone

Johnny's favorite show is Stranger Things

Somehow his morbid curiosity makes him a comedic genius to the gang...?💀💀

Gay (but you'd think he was asexual with how detached he can be)

QPR with Pony💙💛

Wishes he was born on Friday the 13th

Enjoys playing Roblox and bullying younger kids (gets chatbanned every 2 months)

Reposts harsh, ruthless Instagram quotes to his story

Has a diary that would make great material for a TV show

Loves Zaxbys (doordash is TIRED of delivering to him🫩)

He's a pyromaniac (ironic ik🤣)

Definitely skips class if he's uninterested

Tim is convinced this kid is a cryptid

Tried painting with Pony

Pony painted a sunset, Johnny painted Pennywise

His phone STAYS on Do Not Disturb

it annoys the absolute shit out of Pony when he texts him and gets a reply 3 hours later😒

Dally Winston

LOVES prank calling people— Tim is his main victim

Attempted to blow up 7-Eleven because they were out of cigarettes

He hates being called "Dallas", but he'll let it slide here and there

He vapes, and he coerced Johnny and Pony into doing it (they love it)

Dally doesn't "hate" kids, he just respects them enough to know he shouldn't be around them

Despises vegetables

Total mama's boy

FLOODS the group chat with corny memes

Dally occasionally spams hot girls' DMs with pickup lines, there's a 50/50 chance it works

Watches Mean Girls when the gang's not around

Plotted on killing Johnny's parents in the past

He and Johnny were super invested in the Drake vs Kendrick beef

Has sent a LOOOTTT of dick pics in his time

Bisexual with a preference for girls

Challenges Darry's authority as gang leader

He's definitely fooled around with Tim (the question is, was he drunk or sober??🤔)

Dally listens to NBA YoungBoy— his favorite song from him is "The Bigger End"

Dreams of starting a band

Has binged all of 13 Reasons Why and Riverdale on Netflix

Dally went to New York for a week but the gang just assumed he was locked up

Has Twitter/X for unholy reasons

Genuinely believes God is the only thing stopping him from being someone's baby daddy

Any show or movie rated R, best believe Dally's seen it or he's planning to

DIRTIEST MIND IMAGINABLE

his head stays in the gutter

There's NOTHING he wouldn't do for Johnny

Giggles while high

Purposely posts controversial takes online to get people's reactions

Total womanizer

Lowkey terrified of clowns

Two-Bit Mathews

Dated Marcia for a month but they were better off as friends

Attracted to people with good senses of humor

Definitely owns a Mickey Mouse onesie

Two is currently passing (barely) with Ds

100% the BIGGEST class clown

he even cracks the teachers up🤣

HATES his real name (in the process of legally changing it)

Two-Bit loves sandwiches— that's it, that's the tweet

Can recite the alphabet normally & backwards WHILE BURPING

He can come up the deadliest clap backs and roasts in TWO seconds

Two once poured beer on a chocolate cake, and it turns out, you can get drunk while eating

He cracks jokes when he's nervous

dude could be held at gunpoint and he'd be like, "so, uh... why'd the greaser run from the soc?😅"

Posts comedy skits on Instagram and TikTok

The Joker is his favorite supervillian

when he pisses ppl off, he just asks: "why so serious??"

Created the gang's group chat and won't stop giving them the most out of pocket nicknames😭

Memelord of the group

He practically lives on Snapchat

He's the reason Darry has Disney+

Unironically wears mismatch socks

Happiest one in the gang (next to Soda)

Two-Bit loves going to the zoo and talking to the monkeys🐒

Drags the gang to Disneyland every summer

Is Steve & Soda's best friend (after each other ofc)

Secretly the best fighter in the gang (don't tell Darry or Dally🤣)

Occasionally lets his sister hang out with the gang

Johnny is her favorite☺️

Steve Randle

Unironically shouts, "You can't handle the Randle!" at random

Bisexual and dating Soda💕

Insecure about his teeth, but Soda LOVES his smile

He and Evie remained friends after a mutual breakup

He's the main one on the receiving end of Pony's pettiness

Creates a new group chat every time Two-Bit fucks with the nicknames

the gang has about 10 different gc's total because of these two😭

Chocolate cake is Steve's religion and love language

Has the biggest sweet tooth in the gang

Hates coffee

Still known as "Soda's best friend" to anyone who doesn't know they're dating

Pretty good at hiding his emotions— it drives Soda insane

Has snorted cocaine once or twice👀

Purposely gets kicked out so his dad will keep paying him

Steve has an unhealthy addiction to Fortnite

He & Pony can (and have) gone back and forth for an entire road trip ride😂😂

Will casually slap Soda's ass at work if he's too busy chatting with customers

Arm wrestles people when he really wants something

if he sees you reaching for the last chocolate cake mix, you WILL be arm wrestling him in the aisle for it

Steve is the only one who consistently laughs at Two-Bit's jokes— even the unfunny ones

Would describe himself as "ruthless and toothless"

LOVES competition shows like Survivor and Big Brother

Frequently challenges Dally to staring contests

Steve actually doesn't do too bad in school, he's a solid C student👌🏻

He likes fixing cars when he's stressed or upset

Has locked Pony in the closet multiple times

Calls Soda stupidly cute pet names like, "doll", "Pepsi-Pop", or "Soda-babe"🥰🥰

Screams "6 7" at the top of his lungs JUST to trigger Pony

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Thank you @keeftheleef and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

#5 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you

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