Things I Have Found

Tbh season 2 could’ve been one 90 minute episode too

i just realized dan and hunch are literally fuck around and find out

if sam and al weren’t in love then quite frankly what the fuck was all that

I named a chicken Leviathen, after the book series by scot westerfeld

Hey I’m not over that tiny 10 second subplot in severance that had a woman undergo severance just so she wouldn’t have to feel the pain of childbirth. The thought of a woman existing with no idea of who she is or where she is just to give birth and then never see the child again and essentially die until this woman has another kid is like. The most terrible horror story I can comprehend

he's shining his shoes on the back of his trousers! gotta make a good impression

my pitch for the third knives out movie is that benoit is invited to an overpriced destination wedding in the swiss alps (in keeping with the seasons theme, this one being winter, of course) and his husband gets to be there as a plus one. lots of ice sculptures, cashmere winter fits, and an absolutely gorgeous blood stain on a white wedding gown. i don't have any other ideas but i figure rian johnson can take it from here.

I would call my wife by her last name if I was halfway through making sourdough and someone knocked at the door and it was for her and she didn't answer it herself because she'd been in the bath ALL MORNING

It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter.  Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it.  You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.