gay ice

Just saw a post insisting that we are NOT having “a Tom Cruise summer.” As if every summer isn’t a Tom Cruise summer. My ass is fat. I’m so sweaty all the time. My jeans are tight. I’m doing homoeroticism with my buds. The sinister air of capitalism and the dying American dream makes me want to end it all.

“Tom is a badass and can fall off stairs very easily” “Tom Cruise is a train you have to constantly lay tracks in front of” “he’s weird. he eats wafers all day” “he is persistent, delicate in purpose, and quietly radical” just some of my personal favourite quotes of people describing tom cruise

happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).

okay yeah val kilmer made iceman gay on purpose what the fuck was tom cruise’s excuse