hackerchick

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

literally the guy who directed the last four mission impossible movies has said on podcast interviews multiple times that ethan hunt is a vulnerable scared man with no free will who is always at the whims of women who are stronger than him and yet nobody on here cares except like 4 lesbians who are obsessed with tom cruise. where’s the justice

everyone on here loves to be parasocial about horrible celebrities but tom cruise omegaposting is still so niche… no amount of PR can rehabilitate him enough to compel tumblrinas to post about ethan hunt being bottomcoded en masse. he could’ve been in the running for Guy of all time on here but the scientology allegations are suppressing the truth

I’m listening to the new McQ podcast and he is right back to emo. I get it