lost in the d20 sauce

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

it’s your duty to draw that character fatter than in canon

getting an x-inside-a-circle tramp stamp to show where the artist has removed my tail to elucidate butt/thighs so that other artists can draw me

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

never been seen in the same room together

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players