lost in the d20 sauce

Lélt, eél, nélni, ifog, n

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

confucius had this

#LITERALLY though#all of the personal stuff in the analects is like#yeah he got really weird about straightening his mat before he sat#and he would always want his meat sliced really really thin#and he would get so absorbed in studying that he would forget to eat and sleep#and made an entire philosophy dedicated to understanding social roles and ritual propriety#which could mean anything! (@apricops)

samurai movies should have one foreign exchange cowboy and cowboy movies should have one foreign exchange samurai