lost in the d20 sauce

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

i was meant to be one of the bacteria eating the titanic wreck but there was a mix up

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in