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TC repeatedly saying that the reason Ethan is frequently naked in the mission impossible films is to communicate a sense of vulnerability… but he’s also very hot so you’re ogling him while he’s suffering… an object of beauty in peril… sexuality paired with loss of control and desperation… it was like Ethan was made in a lab to be an omega. and the name of that lab is Christopher McQuarrie’s mind palace 

in a way i am my own dead wife

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

I think ethan probably did do a lot of the housework when he was with julia because he had a 9-5 office job and she worked insane 12 hour shifts in the Injuries factory. also there’s a cut line in the MI3 script where she tells one of her friends she hasn’t taken a day off in over a year. her ass is not vacuuming 

ok literally McQ saying the possibility of Ethan & Ilsa having a relationship can only occur at the end of Fallout because that’s when Ethan is able to finally begin healing re: Julia………. I KNOWWW McQuarrie thinks about how little Ethan fucks I know it

He frames it as (direct quote) “how can Ethan be with Ilsa when he’s still with Julia” which is bonkers insane. Ethan has not seen his ex-wife who is also his dead wife in like eight years. Literally split up to save her life. and Ethan is mentally like well I’m still with Julia. you know that tweet that’s like Ethan isn’t asexual he just thinks being with anyone after Ghost Protocol would be him cheating on Julia that’s not a joke that’s straight from McQuarries brain