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honestly rude how assad zaman managed to unlock new levels of pretty pretty disney princess in this new autumn brown interview

love that the blood shower serves no practical purpose and lestat just had it installed for vibes. love that the blood isn’t actually cleaning, as far as we know. love that he doesn’t use soap, and as a matter of fact there doesn’t look to be anywhere to hold soap if he did. lestat you dramatic bitch i love you

don’t mind me just thinking about gabriella’s jokes at armand’s expense being specifically sympathetic towards marius. about the sense already being given that marius is also giving lestat a poor impression of armand. about armand and lestat both seeing love as intrinsically linked to sex and particularly what they provide in terms of it. about what might have happened if they’d seen themselves in each other’s victimhood and had the space to confront it. about the fact that in some other world, they could’ve been really good friends.

great job lestat, i too get naked and shower seductively in front of my ex then call him a smokeshow while publicly serenading him. you seem super normal about that guy

i’m not sure what the best part of the devil’s minion scenes is, straight shot of dopamine they give my brain or that fact that eric bogosian is clearly experiencing that shot times a million

guys it’s the end of june so i only have four months to figure out how i, a 5’1 brunette girl who can’t be shirtless in public, can pull of a remotely recognizable rockstar lestat halloween costume

“don’t recommend interview with the vampire to people because they watch heated rivalry” agreed. recommend it to people because they watch reality dating shows. oh you like hot people in toxic relationships with varying morality and severe issues? do i have the show for you!

no because you’re daniel molloy, and you know armand is evil and you hate him, and then. you’re hearing about him taking the burden of killing nicki and he hates it. he’s not enjoying being right, but he’s doing what needs to be done to save lestat from doing it. and lestat has no reason to glorify armand here, he hates him too. if anything, he’d lie to make him seem worse. but maybe theres more to armand, but if you acknowledge that, who knows what will happen

for your consideration: your biggest fan by the vampire lestat but it’s billford

tell me why lestat, aka lying liar who lies, seems to be telling everyone under the sun he’s sleeping with his mother. like babe, this is the one thing you SHOULD be lying about

so they gave toby stephens another dead best friend named thomas… no proof he kisses this one but. no proof he doesn’t

bitches are about to be at the mumford and sons concert thinking about fiddauthor (it’s me i’m bitches)

i desperately need those companies that do broadway rave and heated rivalry night to do the vampire lestat club nights

gotta love that even lestat keeps jumping on the voiceover to say “hey, i know there’s a whole lot of the incest stuff happening right now, and i just want to thank you for being a good sport about it”

you know what? i think daniel should fuck every single character on this show. lestat, louis, and armand, all obvious. but he IMMEDIATELY started flirting with gabrielle. even his lean over towards real rashid had a little vibe

STARTING the episode with “oedipiphany” is truly a choice

sam reid is the one and only choice for eliah hendricks if fetch phillips ever gets a screen adaptation