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bitches are about to be at the mumford and sons concert thinking about fiddauthor (it’s me i’m bitches)

i desperately need those companies that do broadway rave and heated rivalry night to do the vampire lestat club nights

gotta love that even lestat keeps jumping on the voiceover to say “hey, i know there’s a whole lot of the incest stuff happening right now, and i just want to thank you for being a good sport about it”

you know what? i think daniel should fuck every single character on this show. lestat, louis, and armand, all obvious. but he IMMEDIATELY started flirting with gabrielle. even his lean over towards real rashid had a little vibe

STARTING the episode with “oedipiphany” is truly a choice

sam reid is the one and only choice for eliah hendricks if fetch phillips ever gets a screen adaptation

RAUL ESPARZA LEONTES LILY RABE HERMIONE RAUL ESPARZA LEONTES LILY RABE HERMIONE

“louis was lying about this” “lestat must be lying about that” look this is the lying liars lie show, as far as im concerned not a single event has actually happened and it’s all just vibes

watching the first episode of the vampire lestat is what i have to imagine those hurricane shots are like, where you get slapped in the face and splashed and you say thank you and give them money for it

maisie peters wrote “you’re pretty like a girl ‘til you’re vicious like a man” about lestat de lioncourt send tweet

sam reid could do shirtless beach volleyball in jeans but tom cruise couldn’t do the vampire lestat one night only concert

if they make a third top gun i think sam reid should be in it as a treat for me specifically

the only thing i absorbed in the new rivals episode is men in teeny little shorts and tank tops

okay yeah val kilmer made iceman gay on purpose what the fuck was tom cruise’s excuse

i regularly come up with niche edit ideas that make me wonder if this will be the one to make me learn to do it, but GOD i want an edit of kate wallis to old fashioned by maisie peters

give sam reid an award for managing to use the word “toesies” and still sound sexy

maud and taggie are collecting gorgeous men like pokémon and i love that for them