Lit Lit

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

It’s like garlic

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

Our library has a maker station, too. during the pandemic it’s been mostly closed except for picking up appointments. But the online services it offered were a lifesaver in the first months of the pandemic.

mr darcy lived in derbyshire so he sounds like. lizzeh. ah lov yew moost ahhdentleh

wait the places in pride and prejudice are real?

england is indeed real

people who willingly use semicolons are so sexy

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

at this point i only judge people from their sign + their favorite shakespeare play. reblog this post and write yours in the tags

Worst crime Victor Frankenstein ever committed was taking one of the hottest concepts ever (reclaiming the act of creation from God AKA reclaiming the divine for yourself) and making it completely unsexy by behaving like a little bitch

my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

you're laughing. i hallucinated a pig head on a stick warning me about our imminent downfall wrought by our own hubris and you're laughing.

this is the summary of "Lord of the Flies"

Oh gods.

am i wrong though?

no... thats the sad part

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……