simon's brothers
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if i look back, i am lost
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Mike Driver
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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of no return
Lord pls someone rp with me
Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.
“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”
Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”
*takes 2 steps towards your podium*
IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S
“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”
*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*
I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore
“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”
*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*
NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E
*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*
*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*
“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

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The self awareness of Sanders Sides is genuinely one of the best things about the series and it's because it's made by a guy who's self aware that the premise of his series is batshit crazy.
This man is maladaptive daydreaming the way people have never maladaptive daydreamed before. He's pulling scientific articles for this shit. One aspect of his self gave another aspect of himself trust issues. Three aspects of his self gave trust issues and unknown traumas to one aspect of his self and then that trust was rebuild by three different aspects of his self
One of those cunts casually used the yerkes dodson curve as a point to combat with this man’s moral dilemmas.
you guys are so annoying. why do i have to see discourse every year that's like "was tolkien really a woke king or was he your conservative uncle?" the guy was a devout catholic and a genteel misogynist who maintained lifelong friendships with queer people and women, and this isn't even paradoxical because that was part of the upper-class oxford culture he was immersed in. tolkien told the nazis to fuck off (and in doing so demonstrated a real understanding of what racism is and why it's harmful, beyond simply "these guys are bad news because they're who my country is at war with right now") but his inner life was marked by internalized racism that is deeply and inextricably woven into the art that he made. he foolishly described himself as an anarcho-monarchist, and it's kind of crazy to see people on this website passionately arguing that he likely never meaningfully engaged with anarchist theory, because...yeah, no shit, of course he didn't. tolkien didn't have to engage with most sociopolitical theory because as an upper-class englishman of his position, he was never affected by any of the issues that this theory is concerned with. what is plainly obvious from reading both his fiction and letters is that tolkien's ideal political system was that the divinely ordained god-king would rise up and rule in perfect justice and humility; he didn't want a government, he wanted a king arthur, even though (obviously) he was aware that outcome was impossible. why is it so hard for people to accept that he was just some guy! his letters aren't a code you have to crack. no amount of arguing or tumblr-level analysis is going to one day reveal a rhetorically airtight internally consistent worldview spanning jrrt's fiction, academic work, and personal writings, thereby "solving" the question of whether he was a woke king or your conservative uncle. his ideology was extremely inconsistent because, at the end of the day, he was just some guy.
You’ll all sleep a lot better when you realise that actually most people, rather than being purity in human form or evil incarnate, are in fact just some guy.
He was some teacher that didn’t like teaching
Remus sanders headcannon that when he was a kid, the only way Janus and Virgil could get him to do things he didn't want to do was by putting the word 'evil' in front of it. Like 'evil' bath, or 'evil' eating actual food that isn't dirt. And it got to the point that that was just what things were called in the darkside now.
At some point in season one Virgil tells Logan, Patton, and Roman he's going to be late for 'evil' dinner and then doesn't harass Thomas for three straight weeks out of embarrassment alone.
Netflix: we think theatres are dying
Markiplier: my indie film is seven weeks from release, and has gone from being distributed in 50 theaters to almost 300 theaters in three days almost 500 theaters in four days OVER 1000 theaters in five days

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drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future
Sanders Sides from Janus and Remus’s perspectives is literally so funny like. Your coworkers fucking suck and they think they’re sooo much better than you and your boss barely knows you exist but hey at least you have your buddy to hang out with. Yeah your boss tolerates him slightly more than you but hey it’s all cool. He bullies your annoying coworkers for you.
And then one day he just. Fucking leaves. Like he’s not coming back. Ever. That one holier than thou coworker keeps calling him his son and he’s cool with it. He’s probably fucking your brother.
Personally I would end up on the news
how funny would it be if y/n was actually just a bigass mirror. actor mark lugging a shattered mirror that's half his wingspan occasionally going hey :) do you like me yet? :)
Leaves tiny mirror shards in a trail like the bread crumbs hansel and gretel threw around. Dark finds it super easy to follow them bc you just have to look at the ground and go CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH
how funny would it be if y/n was actually just a bigass mirror. actor mark lugging a shattered mirror that's half his wingspan occasionally going hey :) do you like me yet? :)
sanders sides in its current state is so funny. new content is released fairly regularly but also there hasn't been an official update in nearly four years and I don't think anyone even believes the s2 finale exists. It was originally just a series of sketches about hehe what if your personality traits were people and now everyone is emotionally repressed and beefing with each other 25/8. Its made by one of the biggest ex-viners online. It is a man talking to himself in his apartment. the biggest source of fan speculation is the colour orange

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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