Tickets Please

it's the era of the asexual pervert

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play