Thats Mrs Faggot To You

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Personally I think Frisk should get to kiss Sans if they want to

☝️ Personally I think Frisk should get to fuck Sans if they want to

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

cis women you gotta be more self aware at how obvious your disgust with trans men is sometimes. like I dont think you realize how blatant you very often are while still thinking yourself an ally

a trans man adding to your post about feminism and misogyny with his own experiences is not mansplaining to you. if your reaction to a trans man relating to you and comparing his similar experience is for you to be like "this is actually about women. women only zone" despite trans men living most of our lives as women and continuing to experience misogyny AND transphobia after transitioning, the message is very clear. you dont care about our lives, you dont care about us, you probably dont truly trust or like any trans person, and you aren't worth trusting

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

I love informed consent, I love dignity of risk, I love the thought of having someone willing to tell me why the thing that I'm about to do is a bad idea, telling me in detail exactly what the consequences are, what's going to happen and why, and what's the worst that can happen, and then having no power to stop me when I decide to do it anyway because I'm an adult and I'm allowed to get my shit kicked in so fucking bad while doing something stupid if I so choose.

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road