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realized today that I unfortunately will need to abandon my commitment to the bit and not volunteer at Dashcon 2 this year. unfortunately I have to be handling family stuff and can't go that weekend.

#damn the universe really just doesnt want me to go to dashcon 2 again i guess #sam what are you doing #if i was better at scheduling stuff this probably wouldnt have happend tbh but its too late now #i will have to swordfight someone in the dashcon 2 parking lot next year #dashcon 2

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: three four people

mod2amaryllis

parts 1-2

mod2amaryllis

part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

mod2amaryllis

it frew up :'(

heart-sprout

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

mod2amaryllis

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

stealingpotatoes

Hello! I just wanted to say thank you for all your dishonored art it convinced me to play the game and now it's like, one of my favorite pieces of media ever!

AMAZING YAY also dishonored's on sale for like £1.50/$2 on steam rn so here's a redraw of an old dh art to convince more people to join us

(links // tip jar!)

gregor-samsa-daily

i don't know if you watch jaiden animations but gregor makes a cameo in her latest youtube video ('How I Ended Up Vegetarian' at 13:25)

i couldn't attach a video but there's a cute bit of animation as well!

today's gregor samsa is: in a jaiden animations video

[image id: a screenshot from a youtube video showing a simply rendered bedroom and a bug with human hair waking up from bed.]

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glenthemes

How to turn off Google's "Search Services History"

If you received an email titled "New privacy settings for Search service" last month (2026 June/July), it's a new setting (enabled by default) that does the following:

Google will now save your media to your Search Services History, applying robust privacy and security protections. Like your Search Services History, your saved media is also used to develop and improve Google services and technologies, including AI models and safety measures.

Steps to turn it off (thanks to this video):

1. Go to https://myactivity.google.com/search-services/settings

2. Untick "Save media", scroll down and click "Turn off":

3. Click "On" → "Turn off and delete activity" → scroll down → "Next" → "Delete":

quasi-normalcy

duckbunny

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

duckbunny

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

pseudomasochist

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

$fractoluminescence blog's avatar$

fractoluminescence

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

duckbunny

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

enba-and-luka

bobbole

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

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skunkstripe

(via)

captain-price-returns

Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

la-venere

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

la-venere

THIS ONE

phthalooo

i can see it

cryptotheism

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

cryptotheism

that is the wrong gif

xkat-holstaur

never kill yourself. kill that guy

calamitys-child

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

nightonblogmountain

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horsefigureoftheday

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

prince-of-goths

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

probuccalfat

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

probuccalfat

people sent me death threats for this one

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