sometimes moves a half inch every hour

-Recluse

uhm rate the enchanting room ig

"He told you that?"

"Look at me!"

"...Give me your hand."

"What? Why?"

"Just give it."

Due to recluse's past experience as a fortune teller, hes quite good at reading palms

"Hm. A long life line. And this one means you're shy. Hmm..."

"What? What is it?"

"That's strange. I don't see any."

"Any what?"

"Monster lines. Not a single one."

Y'know that one scene from hercules during wont say im in love where meg leans into a statue of herc? Truthlesssage alternative where recluse sees a portrait of sage on the wall and unconsciously smiles the dopeyest lovestruck grin you've ever seen. Oh and this is all a//e still because he's the most emotionally constipated recluse (close second being vamp I think)

dude imagine your celebrity crush was someone you knew personally and intimately. and yet, they were still so, so far away

(MOCK ANIMATIC FRAMES BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME THE FUCKEN BRAINWORMS TOO!!!!! /silly /lh)

Something something sage and recluse occasionally share dreams (bc of soul jam shit idk) and recluse, convinced that because this version of sage isn't real, starts making romantic advances because its not like this sage will remember anything, right?

Cut to sage having the same process and reciprocating, but at some point figures out they're sharing dreams and reacts very normally (screaming and crying)

At some point sage tells him that theyre sharing dreams, and like any normal person would do, immediately goes up to the peak to hide away forever because what the fuck what the fuck he remembers