🌸🌸Loser🌸🌸

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

i'm so glad i'm not a teen anymore i'm sorry for teens that you guys still have to do that. whole heartedly prefer the ways my 20s suck to the ways my teen years sucked

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

they call me cultured

on account of all the bacteria