various fox noises

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’

reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

@mayhemdoll lol

Broseidon, King of the Brocean

This just keeps getting better.

This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation

All battles shall be riff-offs!

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TBH I am partial to Artemis, but Demeter is also up there. Appeasing Hades could either get you in good with him or cause him to focus on you and give you a 1000 piece puzzle that you have to complete everyday, and he would hold back a different piece each day.    

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Do you think The Mimic thinks of having a happy family. That with just enough pushing and trinkering, it can find people who love it? Do you think it recognizes M1'S efforts deep deep down. Do you think beneath all that hate and agony there is a poor scared little child who just wants to be held again. Do you think it represses that kid and actively kills it everyday.