steph lauter irl

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

just saw the spirit of my old business partner. i hope no other ghostly happenings occur tonight

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

No offense but who is going to pine after me until I ask them to help me cheat on a test, which lands us in trouble and also leads to us becoming study buddies and striking up a bond, but somehow we end up accidentally killing the school bully when all we wanted to do was prank him and he comes back as a vengeful zombie, so we have to summon chaotic eldritch gods who promise to get rid of him but only if I kill you, so I almost kill you but a nerdy prude fucks the zombified bully so then I don’t have to, then we go to homecoming together and have a great time even though your two best friends and my dad are dead and the nerdy prude has become a harbinger of doom for the gods? Serious inquiries only

I saw Nerdy Prudes Must Die live with one of my friends, without any previous knowledge of the Hatchetfield universe. I loved that it’s very comprehensible for a newbie, but what absolutely baffled me was hearing about these Lords in Black and they showed up as the most neon bitches I have ever seen in my life

this makes so much sense