‘God I Wish That Was Me’

The Pride Month notifs are getting a little more direct this year.

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

Walk Like No One Is Driving

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

if I censor everything but the swear words in a screenshot would you come to me house and regurgitate a brand new phone please

Let's get married.

It wouldn't be proper, I am a man you are a woman, we are simply too different, the kingdoms of yuri and yaoi would never allow our betrothal

Well you gotta fix that then

We both secretly transition for each other, and it turns into The Gift of the Magi

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I can never leave here

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...