haw yee fuckos

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

The sleeping beast hungers...

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind