haw yee fuckos

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Hate the way the word racist has lost all of its weight in the last decade because I would really like some of y'all to take it completely seriously when I say you have lost your damn minds and become really nasty and hateful and for your own good you need to log off to go touch some grass and reconnect with the decency you once had

aww did someone call you out on racism and hurt your feelings? stfu dumbass

I've become about 99% sure that progressives destroyed words to describe racial hate generally (like racist, nazi, bigot, etc.) so that when they go full mask off racist (kind of like now) there's no words left to use on them they haven't already destroyed.

I don't think people like that have that much self-awareness or long term planning skills.

Also progressives have been openly racist against white people for about thirty years now. Genocidally so for well over a decade.

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

"why do you always talk about carrying narcan with the same memey tone as ibuprofenposting? like what is this bit, what are you doing" 1. I am actively trying to make it seem like an easy, normal, and non-intimidating thing to do. which it is! a lot of people have access to naloxone but don't think to actually get any because they think they don't have a reason to need it, but if they just saw three memes about being a narcangirl then next time they see some on offer for free to the public then they might remember "wait. I'm the public. I, too, can be a narcangirl." 2. this isn't even a bit for me I am genuinely like this. me and my narcan #mynarcan

The hatemail game on this website is insane

People always get charity and socialism confused for some reason.