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i feel like this is more funny

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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.
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Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”
But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."
Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.
boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.
what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.
and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.
what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.
#I have a running list in my head of useful knowledge for if I ever get timeslipped and this is one of those things
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The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”
“Okay that makes sense”
Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218
"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."
i love these sort of posts because they feel like a vision of a kinder and more thoughtful world that I wish more than anything was the mainstream instead of the exception
Imagine being called up to your national guard unit to fight in the Great Seattle Pimp War of 2026
Hell yeah.

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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
COVID-19 literally causes long term disability and brain damage in survivors, and there was a solid few months before a lot of governments actually did anything about it. Not to mention people turning basic hygiene (wearing a mask when you're sick) into a political argument, and people deliberately downplaying the severity of it, and antivaxxers deliberately spreading it thinking it worked like the chicken pox (it doesn't).
There was literally a plague where a solid chunk of the population literally decided to make it worse, which left millions of people disabled and which still hasn't actually stopped spreading, the vaccine reduces your chances of infection and moderates the symptoms but it doesn't guarantee immunity, and the government's official stance is "it's just a new flu", as if it doesn't literally cause your immune system to forget how to do anything.
>Not to mention people turning basic hygiene (wearing a mask when you're sick) into a political argument,
That was not basic hygeine in the US or most of the West at the time.
It became political the second public officials made it mandatory. It would've been even if everyone had agreed.
Most masks were not medical grade N95s.
>, and people deliberately downplaying the severity of it,
No, they just disagreed. They weren't secretly agreeing with you, but lying.
>There was literally a plague where a solid chunk of the population literally decided to make it worse,
These people said, at the top of their lungs, that they did not believe the mainstream claims about COVID.
You are ignoring that so you can convince yourself they were malicious and therefore wrong.
>the vaccine reduces your chances of infection and moderates the symptoms but it doesn't guarantee immunity,
I seem to recall a lot of pro-vaccine people treating the vaccine like it granted immunity. Only later did it switch to "oh, no, it's actually just for the symptoms".
I also saw loads of people asking why the normal vaccine development and testing time was apparently unnecessary for COVID vaccines.
I can't recall a single pro-vaccine person answering.
>nd the government's official stance is "it's just a new flu", as if it doesn't literally cause your immune system to forget how to do anything.
Multiple governments, across the world, shut down normal life and travel in order to stop COVID. Including two US Presidents, from two different parties.
That generally doesn't happen with the flu.
Now, anti-vaccine/lockdown people did call COVID a "flu" to show what they thought of its severity. Not the government.
Here we have someone suffering from the same affliction that apparently most leftists suffer from these days: having no theory of mind regarding their political opponents. "Conservatives believe the exact same thing I do but just choose to be evil."
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I wish the governments stance had been 'oh its just a flu.'
We would all be a lot better off.
Tbh at the time I didn't bother to respond to someone who very blatantly was trolling me by deliberately making bad faith assumptions about my argument, but apparently it's going around. Why the fuck are you engaging with someone who literally has the username "siryouarebeingmocked", after he literally made up an entire strawman from thin air? Nothing he said was at all relevant or implied by my comment.
I was replying to something one of my mutuals posted *shrug*
I'm not really seeing how @siryouarebeingmocked misrepresented what you said. But maybe you'd want to take the opportunity to clarify your position
First of all, I wasn't talking about the average person when I said people made it political and made it worse, I was talking about the politicians and scam artists who used existing anti-intellectual rhetoric to push their own harmful ideology or to make money off of desperate sick people.
As for the vaccine, it was developed faster than most because we already had vaccines for other coronaviruses, and they were able to use those as a basis to build off of instead of starting from scratch. Furthermore, COVID-19 was constantly evolving new strains that were less effected by the vaccine, which is why you needed a booster shot every few months, because different vaccine variants were and are more or less effective against different strains.
As for the government response, I was referring to how the shutdown was controversial among different politicians, with some, including Donald Trump, deliberately downplaying the effects of the virus in order to try and stop the shutdown early.
I think the big issue with the vaccines is that it really did seem like there was a change in messaging. Just look at what Anthony Fauci said in response to Joe Rogan saying young healthy people dont need the vaccine.
not to mention that if the vaccine doesnt prevent transmission, then vaccine mandates and passports are not only unnecessary, but straight up immoral.
The shutdown itself WAS the major trauma for most people, not the illness.
The government's response to COVID was so much worse than COVID itself. The countries who fared the best were the ones who reacted the least, because the vast majority of advice we were told (stay indoors as much as possible, isolate yourselves from friends and family and community but keep going to work, wear a piece of cheap, soggy fabric over your nose and mouth for hours at a time,) was actually found to be counterproductive. Not only did it psychologically wreck people — it also tanked their physical health, ironically making COVID worse.
In addition to that, it tanked the economy in ways we're only just starting to realize. All the fraud making headlines across the country? It existed before COVID, yes, but it massively accelerated during those years because the government became incredibly lax during an emergency. The state of Washington flushed away billions of dollars on unemployment fraud, most of which went overseas. That's billions of dollars taken away from Americans who needed it..... and where is it now? No one knows. To cover themselves, the government printed mass amounts of money, causing significant inflation. This, also, has been extremely damaging for Americans.
Far moreso than a disease with a >99% survival rate.
when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
when the author describes someone being born and you can just tell they've never actually been born before by the way it's written

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