haw yee fuckos

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

Most conservatives I see just roll their eyes in contempt at a lot of anti-American nonsense. Especially the ol' 'classic "insulted some minor aspect of our culture? Well, at least we don't have school shootings!"

THATS THE BITCH

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

This is all amazing, and let’s not forget that he’s a giant according to the first bit of info here.

Reblogging because relevant

Anyone using the word "genocide" incorrectly may be ignored, because their opinions are stupid.

They fail to mention how it became an 80% Muslim country. It wasn't by choice...

Ugh, It was a Christian country before being literally invaded by the Muzzies

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

this is like 9/11 for americans...

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Looking at their social media, this footage was taken by Fledermaus Station Österreich, a bat rescue and rehabilitation sanctury!

"we haven't eaten in a few hours, let's get lunch" -the healthy eater

if you have not eaten in a few hours go eat

Everything about this is art.

No, you couldn't. No leisure in the bread line. According to people I know who actually had to stand in bread lines when they were younger, there always would have been certain individuals who would aggresively cut into line, so you'd have to stay alert. And if you were unlucky the bread was sold out once it was your turn to purchase it. Bread lines would have been a stressful shopping experience.

I wonder if this is linked to the myth that medival peasants got more vaction days, which assumes that any time not spent producing food was free time?

This series has crack in it istg