unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

seinfeld voice: what's the deal with what he did to me? my love feels all wrong

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

brunette shawty with the bug eyes I would blow my head clean off if u told me to

Feels good as fuck to sigh like an old fat dog

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

can i come over and bleed on your floor

The Summer I Turned Asexual

anyone want to let me live with them sexually for a little while