I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

Making my tits a linkedin account

every time u reduce Brokeback mountain to "haha gay cowboy" 50 gay people die. is this what you want people? is this what you want???

someone broke into my house and stole my pronouns when i was sleeping. i mean someone broke into the house and stole some pronouns while people slept

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

Bugs gimme bugs gimme bugs

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

brunette shawty with the bug eyes I would blow my head clean off if u told me to

trying to scroll tumblr in bed but my boob keeps making contact with the touch screen and halting progress

Keep salting the wound I'm close