it's been a weird weekend

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

if you’re playing rock paper scissors and you do the same attack you have to kiss

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

fuck dude he really can

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

True himbo representation

i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

He what?

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Those am him leafs

am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest