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Darío, stretching: everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

Pepa and Ana, circling around Darío: and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly!

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Andy: hatsune miku didn't have to go to school so why should i

Darío: she's not real

Andy: don't you ever say that to me again

Pepa: out of my way extras

Ana: stop calling everyone extras just because you don't know them!

Laura: so. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Amalia: I did. I broke it.

Laura: no. No you didn't. Andy?

Andy: Don't look at me. Look at Ana.

Ana: what?! I didn't break it.

Andy: huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Ana: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Andy: suspicious.

Ana: no it's not!

Darío: if it matters, probably not...Pepa was the last one to use it.

Pepa: liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Darío: oh really? Then what where you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pepa: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Darío!

Amalia: okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Lau.

Laura: no. Who broke it?

Andy: [whispering] Laura, André's been awfully quiet...

André: really?!

Darío: yeah, really!

...

Laura: i broke it. I burned my hand so i punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick for some reason. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.

Darío: i need some seratonin

Amalia: [stands up]

Amalia: [sits back down]

Amalia: i forgot what seratonin was for a moment and was about to get you some

Darío: i mean i appreciate the effort

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Laura: my memory is so messed up

Andy: how bad is it

Laura: how bad is what

(in Parakku)

Laura: in Mary Khon we trust, amen.

La Party: amen.

Ana: I'm a nerd. I've never fit in. If we'd met in highschool, you wouldn't have even noticed me.

Andy: that's just because I didn't go to class. I wouldn't have seen you.

Darío: I may be an idiot but at least I can understand Donald Duck

Amalia: like verbally or emotionally?

Darío: yes

Ana: do i smell soup?

Laura: no

Ana: ...could i?

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Amalia, pointing to a random plant: hey what's that?

Laura: it's poisonous, you can't eat it

Amalia: is that a challenge?

Pepa: you need to use what God gave you

Andy: my wit and my charm?

Pepa: that's a weird name for your boobs

Random guy: the most beautiful curve on your body is your smile

Pepa: are you saying i have no ass?????

Darío: [gets down on one knee]

Andy: oh my god

Darío: [gets down on both knees]

Andy: wait

Darío: [puts shoes under his knees] look at me I'm a little man

Andy: this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life

A mosquito bit my neck! The fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires.

- Pepa.

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Darío: do you see that dark corner? That's how i am from the inside

Laura: you mean dirty?

Darío: i mean dark

Airline employee: I'm sorry, your flight has been cancelled

Laura: omg tea. What'd it do sis?

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