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i said i wasn’t gonna do this anymore sigh….

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

Autism?

yeah it’s autism

its new years which means im gonna watch all of my online friends say "happy new year" at drastically different times because of timezones

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

@valkyrier