back on my kuroken bs

Genuinely thought this was specifically about devil's minion

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

I don’t actually know the tvl release schedule; I wait until there are gifsets I don’t recognize and check to see if there’s a new episode

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen

i knew seeing armand and daniel on screen together again was gonna hit like crack but i was truly unprepared for how insane i feel right now. rip to every other plotline going on in this episode but you simply cannot outdo the doer. devil's minion is taking it every time. sorry lestat but you cannot compete with the deliciousness of this angsty yearning old man yaoi

liking hannibal lecter doesnt mean you support his actions. I do though because there’s something wrong with me

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend