lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

ngl i kinda resent the fandoms reaction to shane’s “is it upsetting” question bc i ask that 😭 like idk your relationship w your family! idk how you feel! i’m asking! my therapist just told me she went to a giant family reunion and i literally said “oh that’s so nice! i think. you like them right? if not, i’m sorry” like god forbid an autistic dude need clarification

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

Hi my name is Shane Dirr’ty Fuckin Dangles Boys Hollander and I have silky fucking mitts (that’s how I got my name) and short spiky black hair that I bleached once for juniors and a lot of people tell me I play like Sidney Crosby (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Scott Hunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are still real. I have freckles on my face. I’m also in the NHL and I play for a team called the Voyageurs in Montreal where I’m the captain (I’m 24). I’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hockey gear. I love CCM and I buy all my gear from there. For example today I was wearing my Voyageurs jersey with the blue and white stripes and the matching hockey pants, black pads, blue socks and black skates. Underneath I was wearing black compression gear, a jockstrap and a helmet with a visor on top. I was skating in the arena. The Zamboni had just gone through so the ice was fresh, which I was very happy about. A lot of Raiders stared at me. I pulled a sick fucking deke on them.