lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

hudson williams holds shane hollander safely within his heart like a baby chick in an incubator

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

Imagine being Hudson Williams, in late 2024/early 2025, absolutely dead set on becoming an actor (like, will die trying level of committed). You've been making these funky little short films with your friends and in every single one of them you play a little freak. You write the role of a little freak for yourself. And you better believe every single role requires you to be at least a little bit naked. And then. Then. You get a script. There's this character. Shane Hollander. And he's the freakiest little sub to ever do the damn thing and the role requires nudity and he also happens to be Wasian, and it's a Canadian production, looking to cast local unknown talent, and someone else will be getting this role over your dead body.

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

they don't really use pet names when they're around other people but their teammates learn very quickly that there is ilya (positive) and ilya (negative) and rozanov (fuck yeah that was fucking gorgeous) and rozanov (if you do not shut the fuck up immediately i swear to fucking good) and shane (adoring) and shane (sad) and hollander (that's how you fucking do it!) and hollander (sit your fucking ass down or we will have a problem) and these distinctions are way more important to keep track of than the five times a month hollander calls cap "baby" and cap's face goes all sappy

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

every day i come on here and have so much fun objectifying men with u all

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

My personal opinion is that regardless of the au they are in hollonov always get their happy ending. No matter how dire the stakes their love wins and that is fundamental to their story whether they in a bratva au mma au or a figure skating au. They always make it work.