lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

ooooh boy i've seen nothing but bad things about the tvl finale.... lets do this 😬

okay i am 17 minutes in. assad zaman is acting the absolute shit out of this. but also... ?????????

soooo much really good acting happening but i'm still so confused as to where the fuck the show is going with all this

ooooh boy i've seen nothing but bad things about the tvl finale.... lets do this 😬

okay i am 17 minutes in. assad zaman is acting the absolute shit out of this. but also... ?????????

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

thinking about shane kissing ilya all over his face. it’s just something that he loves to do. the first time he does it once they’re officially together, they’ve been apart for a while and the moment they’re behind closed doors shane wraps him in his arms and kisses his cheeks, his neck, his jaw, anywhere he can reach. and it overwhelms ilya so much cause the last time it happened was the tuna meltdown but this time shane’s not running away, he’s not going anywhere and ilya just collapses against him

my take on the "weak backhand" thing is that Shane obviously has an unbelievable backhand. Like one of the best of all time. But Ilya's backhand is absolutely lethal. Like truly GOATED. Like pretty much everyone agrees it is the best in the league by a margin. It's one of his signature moves. So it's one of the only things that he does better than Shane and everyone knows it. And so him teasing Shane for having a weak backhand is peak ragebait behavior because he's basically the only person that can do that and as much as Shane knows it's complete bs and he doesn't have a weak backhand at all, he can't really argue back because Ilya's backhand really is better than his.