lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

the tvl writers really just said “fuck everybody” this season. they hate autistic people, they hate csa survivors, they hate brown people, they hate lesbians, they hate nonbinary people, they hate domestic abuse victims, they especially hate women, and most of all they hate black people.

i find it so funny how we collectively as a fandom have resorted to 'and shane is out of the house doing a commercial' as the one all-encompassing excuse for any post-TLG headcanon where they have to not be in the same place for plot reasons, because it's an actual mental gymnastic to conjure up any other circumstances where they would ever willingly be apart once married.

i hope shane has been having a hot shane summer

My Shane is really good at eating pussy. It was his favourite part of Straight Sex™ (because it doesn't require him staying hard). Like, my boy takes eating pussy seriously. He did research on the subject. He could stay down there all night. (please let that be enough, please be tired after the three orgasms you just had, no, really it's fine, you don't have to return the favour). He likes making his partner feel good and it was the only time during Straight Sex™ where he felt he succeeded at that.