lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

shane gets shane free use for his birthday and ilya also gets shane free use for his birthday

If I were RR I don’t think I’d be able to resist having Ilya win the Stanley Cup on his actual birthday in Unrivaled - it’s so schlocky but needs to happen

one of my big headcanons is that shane can watch literally any horrific disgusting movie and not react at all no matter what happens onscreen because “well it’s not real, ilya” and then ilya is like screaming crying throwing up the entire time

at this point i’m hoping a tumblr moot falls in love with me because the dating scene is bad beyond belief

"The average Stray Kids has 3 ambassadorships" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average Stray Kid has 1 ambassadorship. Lee "Ambassadorship" Felix, who has 10,000 ambassadorships, is an outlier and shouldn't be counted

myshane still plays another season or two after ilya decides to retire so ilya has a brief WAG era. he brings their baby to the game wearing those big ear protectors and shane skates up and blows a kiss to the baby thru the glass and ilya pretends to pout until shane blows ilya a kiss too and he’s rolling his eyes about it but he’s smilingggggg and ilya looks so smug

btw shane always writes ilya’s name in russian in his birthday cards <3