you're taking this very seriously

What about >:3c ?

Detained

Hi, yeah, just a quick question over here… Can ya fuckin not?!

I would like to make it clear that Latin nerds hide this out of concern for others. 

who got out the archaic smile PUT IT BACK

she can enter my home through song

who

Remains relevant

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”

TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass

“You don’t know why you are wasting time on this website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.”

uu: MY ASSISTANCE WILL BE. AN UNCONDITIONAL ACT OF BENEVIOLENCE. GT: Dont you mean benevolence? uu: NO.

Steve why are you big

#CAN YOU IMAGINE#I’M LAUGHING#STEVE GET YOUR PUNK ASS BACK HERE#suddenly the crowd likes steve a hell of a lot more#“oh this is STEVE” they say#“buchanan’s steve?”#“yeah that steve”#“thought he was littler”#“SO DID I” bucky says “SO DID FUCKING I” (via pageleaf)

THIS JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED ME RIGHT IN THE GIGGLE BOX

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

Esmorolda and Corpet

kelverse

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

SDHKKDHKSDFH