Wherever You Run, You See All You Leave Behind You

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

How dare you say we wanna eat someone from the inside. Cannibalism is wrong

Someone break into hollywood hq and steal all their waxing supplies if men dont start having arm hair in movies again soon im going to start egging houses

What about women 🤨

I’m a gay man and i’m horny. This aint about misogyny and racism and body policing thats for another post with important political points. this is about wanting to gnaw on mark ruffalo’s forearms like a rottweiler with some rawhide.

(flirting) i could be your problem

I could be the monkeys to your circus.

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

pagan origins of easter people voice: did you know that the 4th of july was actually originally a roman holiday! it was named after julius caesar

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell